Beat me to it.

That's some Parks and Rec level soccer shit there.

Actually, most of the English speaking world calls it football. There are more English Speakers outside north America than there are in it.

So you're wrong.

Australia and South Africa ain't in North America the last time I checked, smarty pants. Let me guess -- you spent a semester abroad and became a "footy" expert.

It turns out that soccer is only one kind of football, and American football is another. Contrary to popular belief, these games aren't called "football" because the foot is used to kick the ball, but rather because the game is played on foot. (The opposite of this are games like polo, played on horseback.)

Fun fact, the divide between people who call it "football" and people who call it "soccer," its proper name, falls largely along class lines, with the wealthier classes using the correct name.

Professional soccer: all the theater of professional wrestling with none of the fun or spectacle.

That part was a perfect visual metaphor for Arsenal's season so far

Take them

The problem with Arsenal is that they always try to walk it in.