By 10am the next day, hundreds of volunteers had already cleaned up all the garbage left by these assholes.

I love my city.

Vancouver is great. We need to have some sort of POE Vancouver meet/lesbian potluck/yoga battle.

Also, the cops are like RIGHT THERE dude.

. . . you mean that ISN'T what this footage is of?

Also, how soon until we declare Canada a failed state and occupy it to "protect" Canadians?

That would require first acknowledging that Canada is a country and not America's crazy aunt that we keep locked up in the attic.


(note: actually, Canada is keen, and often better than us. Just don't tell the Cincinnati Kid.)

some pundits suggest that the Canadian Spring will not successfully lead to democracy in the far north

Canada isn't America's crazy aunt. Canada is the child of a nice family down the street. The child is extremely happy, but he doesn't know that every night his daddy goes to the seedy side of town to go whoring with his friends Uncle America and Uncle China, while pulling cheap cons with his old partner and mentor, Billy Britain.

I'd like to hear more of this song.

In fact it was a little bit shite-ning,

But they shat with expert wiping.

They were chunky brownie logs, from chunky brownie town.

It's full of violent farts and everybody shat out their hearts
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

(Didn't really need to change the next line.)

My first reaction was "Where'd that guy come from?"

Yeah, I left that out of the description intentionally.

Ragdoll!