Ursa_minor  - 2011-06-08
This is such a perfect East Norcal/West Nevada thing. I river guide up there and this perfectly represents about 50% of the men guides over 40.
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CJH - 2011-06-08
an honest man, speaking candidly on many issues
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Oscar Wildcat - 2011-06-08
His delivery may be coarse, but his intent is pure. Godspeed, old hippie.
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Oscar Wildcat - 2011-06-08 The instant I'd finished, I heard a ga-Zump!
I looked.
I saw something pop out of the stump
of the tree I'd chopped down. It was sort of a man.
Describe him?... That's hard. I don't know if I can.
He was shortish. And oldish.
And brownish. And mossy.
And he spoke with a voice
that was sharpish and bossy.
"Mister!" he said with a sawdusty sneeze,
"I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.
I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.
And I'm asking you, sir, at the top if my lungs"-
he was very upset as he shouted and puffed-
"What's that THING you've made out of my Truffula tuft?
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Xenocide - 2011-06-08
Don't mess with this guy. He'll set your girlfriend on fire while putting sugar in your mom and fucking your snowboard. And then the neighbors will get pissed.
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The Great Mel Bay - 2011-06-08
You should twist up a bone and get totally lit...
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NineEleven - 2011-06-08
Maybe I grew up without a role model, but you know what, better late than never.
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Slagathor - 2011-06-09
snowboarding is almost as douchey as skateboarding. Both should be criminal offenses.
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duck&cover - 2011-06-09
Shit-storm, shit-boarding, shit-puppets.
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chumbucket - 2011-06-09
Bangin' and burnin'
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Old_Zircon - 2011-06-09
Wait, aren't most snowboarders hippies too?
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baleen - 2011-06-09 I think he was speaking their language.
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Rudy - 2011-06-09
Always do it sexually. Wise words.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2011-06-09
Well that was awkward.
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