Also, Brett Gardner's head is the largest simple celestial body known to man.

Quick, South Carolinians, to the race war stronghold! Brett Galacticus has come for the Confederacy!

Hurricanes, swarms of bees, alien invasion, mutant chickens, Alvin Greene not shutting up...really this could serve for so many useful situations as they arise.

south carolina is unbelievably, mind-numbingly stupid.

Can someone explain the mailbox joke to me? I just plain don't fucking get what the wordplay is supposed to be

I spent about five seconds trying to figure out the play on words employed there. Then I decided that a mailbox was the last clipart image the people who made this had used so it made the cut (or maybe paste).

5 stars because this is exactly the quality and amount of effort necessary for psa's for the people of South Carolina.

Not a joke. The Pirates actually picked up a mailbox as an international free agent a few years back, turned out to be a major bust

Don't include Shaq in that list. Just look at Kazaam and Shaq Fu, then tell me that Shaq is not an expert at making jokes.

I still maintain that Tony Siragusa was the ultimate not-funny "funny" athlete.