NEEDS MORE VUVUZELA

I think one of those cats is a genuine Hitler Cat.

You know, for something able to completely block off the net with their bodies, those cats are really crap in goal.

The next time someone refers to a goalie's "catlike" reflexes, I'll think of this.

Cat video.

My friend's cat Zero was an excellent goalie. I was rolling a Nerf soccer ball around the room one day and passed it to him while he lay on his side, paws facing me. He grabbed it firmly and gave it a hard push right back at me. I thought I'd mix it up a little and rolled it from a different direction and he consistently shot it right back towards me dozens of times! He very rarely went for it after that but it was fun while it lasted.

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