By far the worst part of this is that she's pregnant.

I wish she popped one.

Fetishes are getting just too darn complicated for me.

I bet she smells like an old clown's basement. Gonna have to pass on the fapping this time.

But you can't see the smoke in the balloons. How do I know she's not just spitting in them?

My sexual fetish is my penis in a woman's vagina or mouth.