Hilarious.

I am only about 30 seconds into this and already the first one is but a shadow in the light of an exploding tanker ship.

Xenu'd!!!

Is that the way you think straight guys are?

Goddammit, bear! All my stuff was on that planet!

no hockey game could possibly live up to that intro

Although it is closely related to the brown bear, it has evolved to occupy a narrow ecological niche, with many body characteristics adapted for cold temperatures, for moving across snow, ice, and open water, and for hunting the seals which make up most of its diet. Using rudimentary tools such as the hockey stick and jet fighter, the polar bear has been known destroy tankers and explode the planet Earth.

I remember a time when I thought Alaska was like that town on Northern Exposure. Now when I think about it, I think of this and Sarah Palin.

I'm starting to understand what Stephen Colbert has been talking about.

Based on the special effects, I can see it was Godzilla-sized Polar Bears in fighter planes that caused the destruction of the Klingon moon, Praxis.

I REALLY want to hang out with whoever made this.

I think if anything can make up for Alaska producing Sarah Palin, it's Extreme Hockey Polar Bear Explodathon.

I like how the bear took the time to specifically blow up Notre Dame and Ohio State before just lowing up the whole planet.

That is the last thing I ever would've thought to see while Laura Branigan plays.

Polar bears: the new terrorist threat.

Wow, whoever thought this up should be given a monopoly on writing Hollywood screenplays.

Well, fuck you, bear. If you were just gonna go play hockey in an empty space arena, why'd you have to blow up our planet? What a faggot.

POLAR BEAR SUCKS IT

I will remain turgid for some days.

I hate to nitpick but blowing up the world isn't the Danger Zone if you're an immortal Lovecraftian polar bear god, it's more of a Temporary Inconvenience Zone

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

Well at least after doing all of those errands he made it to the stadium on time for the game.

"This video has been removed by the user." Got an updated link?

he blew up my school first.

*bear noises*

This time paradox would explain why I have a polar bear for a great-grandfather.

How the fuck did I miss this?