I will never be over Chris-chan.

This man-child is my Truman Show.

-1 for a clip show.

This is not a clip show, dude. It's a training montage! He's all fat and dumb and slovenly at the beginning, but then there's a montage and at the end, he's even MORE fat and dumb and slovenly!

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS WORKS, DO YOU?

Well, fuck you, Hoop. My comment was going to be about how I'm sick of Chrischan but enjoyed this anyhow.

Fine. Did you guys know that etymologists still don't know where the world "dog" comes from? True story!

Chris-chan is a big enough failure to have casual and part-time fans

oh wait those are lemonade 12 packs.

dangit.

Hey, those weigh 50 lbs. each; he stong, like Hercales.

That was pretty serious accusation against Capri-Sun. They pull a lot of weight around here... I don't know what's gotten into you... I'm sorry, but you'll have to turn in your badge and your gun.

Lemonade?!? How?... Oh yes... Of course. Knowing your father, I don't know how I could have doubted you. Here take these (badge, gun) You'll be needing them.

Only 50lbs when full.

Heh. Back of the napkin says they're a little over 9. You mean he's taking cans out?

He's holding the boxes by just a handhold-strip cut into the sides, which are just thin cardboard. If the boxes weighed much, he'd have to either remove cans and brace what's left, or repack them altogether, just so they'd survive being pumped more than a few times.

Chris-chan is a bouncer.

More like Chris "The Dead Inside".

Chris "The Awkward Sitiation"

Yes, oh yes.

good god yes.

If CWC isn't autistic, no one is.

Stars for the guitar solo but

He's just a troll, stop falling for it.

Chris-Chan is real stop fooling yourselves
http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/IT_TOOK_A_TALKING_BEAR_TO_GIVE_TH E_NAME_A_YOUNG_BOY_LOVES

If he's a troll, he's been at this for like, 20 years. Or it's someone who knew the actual Chris Chandler way way back in the day and ran with it. It'd be like if I started posting ten years ago, claiming I was some other kid in my senior class of high school.

There's a psych eval posted on CWCki as well. I wish I didn't know that.

He's a troll. He's the most amazingly convincing troll the world has ever seen.

He is the method actor of trolls.

The fact that people think Chris-chan is faking is so indicative of the general attitude of the internet. It's so full of misinformation everyone assumes if something seems strange it must be a hoax.

All autistic people are trolls, just as every accident and natural disaster is planned by the NWO, amirite?

It may be indicative of the general attitude of the internet, but the fact my view happens to coincide with it is purely coincidental.

If at one point he was totally serious, he has since become completely aware of his "popularity" (I use the term loosely) and is ramping up the fail-o-meter because he realizes it's the only way he can keep everyone's attention and not just miserably fade into the background.

For a time.

So he's like the human version of Spongebob Squarepants.

But what if he has been trolling since he was a child? What if he is some sore of troll-prodigy, the ultimate troll, one whose whole life has become one giant troll.

Someone who would pretend to be this stupid is actually still this stupid. Just differently from how you'd think.

Yeah, I think Camonk is onto something here. At least with Andy Kaufman-style trolling, there's a "I was smarter than you all along" angle. In this case it's just "I am fucking humiliating and you fell for me being incredibly humiliating."

He made a sex tape. Trolls don't make sex tapes. Trolls only pretend to humiliate themselves. Perhaps he thinks he's a troll, but he made a sex tape.

In my minds eye I see Chris finishing doing his taxes, putting his three kids to bed and kissing his wife goodnight.

Then he goes down into the basement, puts on an ugly polo shirt and his pedo glasses and gets into character.

His fans are waiting...

Then that guy playing his dad, Bob, is one hell of an actor.