I'll five-star anything with extraneous sound effects!

This is bullshit, MMA fighters could kick these guys' asses, Kung Fu is bullshit, only MMA is real martial arts, this is just fags dancing, bullshit.

(wanted to be the one to say it first, just to see what it was like)

I just can't handle the fact they couldn't make the sound monophonic instead of having it break between left+right and right-channel-only.

It's not like it would've been hard when transferring this to the digital domain.

I've totally overestimated Kung Fu.

Which real life fighting scenario would you prefer? Humping each other on the ground for 10 minutes of slapping each other like uncoordinated little girls?

I am not a bouncer.

Thanks for submitting this, it's a cool find.

This is why Fairbairn invented the Chin Jab, Crotch Grab, and Bronco Kick. This slap-fight stuff right here.

this is a weird coincidence because I was just reading about this this morning; apparently this was a huge fucking deal at the time if you lived in Hong Kong and the hype surrounded it caused a fad that resulted in Jin Yong's career

they actually look significantly more skilled and coordinated than i was imagining based on the text's description

This bullshit where's the somersault midgets and knife throwers

Nobody stood up and asked if these guys are really kung fu masters?

Are these guys really kung fu masters?