"I don't really know what he just said, but I think it sounded cool, so... YAAAY!"

Now THAT'S art, by god!

I'd give my left nut for a Warrior/Rock feud

I hate "wrestling." But, holy shit this is entertaining.

I'd write down a quote from the Ultimate Warrior, but how could I ever choose?

Alithea + stereoids?

Free form poetry.

I really want to believe that he was like this in public wherever he went. "THE GODS TELL ME THESE BANANAS ARE TOO BRUISED AND I WILL ERADICATE THEM FROM THE UNIVERSE"

from wiki: "He legally changed his name to Warrior in 1993 and currently works as a motivational speaker."