If there's one thing the United States has ever done right, it was abolishing the mullet from fashionable hairstyles. The rest of the world just hasn't caught up.

Yeah whatever, Joe Biden would have kicked that guy's head clean off.

I'd say that once you throw eggs at someone, you really aren't allowed to fight back if he smacks you one. You should maybe just accept it as a penalty for being a bitch.

Somewhere in England a coconut cream pie is sitting by itself, untouched and unwanted. :(

This is nothing new to England, former kings used to go and get shitfaced at pubs and beat the crap out of commoners while in disguise. This was pretty sweet, though.

I think he was just dabbing a piece of egg off the thrower's face.

I'd have voted for this man.

Pfftt... Prescott. Now when Jean Chrétien choked a protester, that protester KNEW he'd been choked.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawinigan_Handshake