That might not be very impressive but consider that his dial is only set to 1. Bad mouth Sonic and it gets bumped up to 4.

Yea, but ten pounds of Ice Tea is as refreshing as fifty pounds of water, so I can see his logic.

What does liquid have to do with money?

What if he were lifting some kegs of Arrogant Bastard? I might just watch that.

Aren't autistics supposed to be good at math?

Amazing retard strength not so amazing

1) That's clearly Minute Maid Lemonade.
2) I'm pretty sure you mean IceD tea. Unless you're referring to Ice T, the rapper, in which case you'd still be wrong.

Don't worry. He'll never run Bartertown.

I'm not even a PROFESSIONAL BOUNCER and I know that.

I like POEtv because I actually get all the inside jokes.

*****

Yes, I hope he keeps this up. I would love to see what horribly soul-crushing new adventures he starts having if he gets a gym membership.

He'd get kicked out after asking all the women if they were boyfriend-free.