No wonder Dustin turned out the way he did...

I am five-starring this not for the video, but because "boner" looks like the description from the front page.

the american dream

I never seriously considered vegetarianism before now.

0:20

I'm pretty sure Dusty is violating a health code or two wearing his apron bear chested.

This was right after WWF got a hold of him after he left Jim Herd-era WCW. It was the first time in a long time Dusty wasn't scripting and booking himself on a wrestling show. It was humiliating.

That look at about 1:05... that's what it's all about.

He's from Louisiana, right? He has the delightful patois of a cajun chef.