This isn't the first time I've seen something like this, but it never stops being embarassing.

MTV Spring Break: The Game

Up yours, Japan.

Team Ninja shouldn't be allowed to create or use female characters.

Are people really this desparate for soft core porn? Do they not get the same junk mail I do?

Isn't this game about kicking people's asses, or volleyball, or something?

Why wasnt this in DOA4?

The best part of this game is awkwardly trying to explain it to any woman who walks into the room.

I was torn between "that's kind of cute" and "goddammit, Japan."

Good grief.