This wasn't already on POETV? Wow.

(the remake they did recently with Troy Palomawlawlaioairu was about as clever as such things can possibly get.)

Hey kid, heres my sweat rag. Thanks for the coke.

A coke in exchange for a sweat-soaked towel, a fair trade.

It's his jersey you turds, he throws the kid his jersey.

I remember this commercial. They even showed the out take on some crappy show I don't remember, all I know is that he did so many takes, and drank so much coke that at one point as he turns to the kid, instead of delivering his line he let this huge belch go...and then smiled with a sense of relief.

I also remember laughing my ass off, but then I was a kid.

But... he's acting contradictory to his nickname.

The guy was humongous in his day.