smooths, sooths, AND cools

Every bottle of Hai Karate comes with instructions on how to hit women!

He broke that coffee table with just his musky aroma.

My grandfather wore this. I understand why now.

Axe through history?

It's actually just soy sauce and minx urine.

I think this is from the first draft of the Night of the Living Dead screenplay.

I used to work at a catalog call center and there was this perv that would call and ask the males if they liked karate. We would be confused at first and he would say something like "it's a cologne and it smells grrreeeaaaat.... on guys."
None of us knew what he talking about but it fun to see the new guys reactions.

Now I know what he was talking about, so yay for that.

And now a scene from the little known feature film: Tom Lehrer Kicks Ass!

For the woman who loves the smell of old leather, tobacco, farts and dogs.