I can't get rid of the agonizing thought of this one time at Waffle House at 2 in the morning, with the meth-mouth waitress with her kid in a stroller a table over, crying, and the guy she was with trying to make it stop, and these two grizzly trucker guys not too far away talking about the "Legacy" that Bam-Bam Bigelo left on wrestling, talking about him like people talk about Michael Jackson now.

I think that was my white trashiest moment in history, and the people I hung out with were trying to have a deep, meaningful conversation with me, and I just had go "I can't do this here, I'll tell you what's really on my mind later."

yeah i had to keep this page open to understand half the stuff he was saying

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_professional_wrestling_te rms

Here, this one's even better:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Sheik#Recent_resurgence_in_p opularity_and_Howard_Stern_Show_appearances

"In various interviews conducted with the Sheik, he has lashed out at these and other figures, using extremely profane language and often threatening to "humble" them by means of anal rape."