This gibbering sphincter is a Republican, isn't he?

"Personal Responsibility" just doesn't seem to apply to him.

I've hated this guy since high school. And I still hate him! His one claim to fame is that Mike Francesa is even worse.

Sports talk war!

Hey Chris look into drug overdoses.

Hey, I know who Gordie Howe is!

He's that guy whose picture Bart stole in order to play a prank on Mrs. Krabapple.

There are probably other things to know about him, but none of them matter.

Wait a second...

This guy spends 10 minutes *not* talking about sports on his sports talk radio.... instead he blames his fellow employees for his poor ratings?

Gawd, just bring good hosts to your show and stop telling me about it.

Bonus: Birth of a Nation. Five stars for that!

So he's the only talented one, and its the audience's fault he didn't realize it earlier. And the real tragedy is that now he can't ditch his family and go play golf at the country club for a week. Right.

There is no rhyme or reason as to why he emphasizes certain syllabus, and rapid-fires others.

He sounds like a fat kid who's had enough of being made fun of.