UUUUUOOOOOOOOOGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Who's that at 6:34? He looks absolutely horrified and disgusted.

ROIDS! ACTING!

Also, Hulk Hogan before his kids were grown-up enough to be trash.

I miss 1995.

"Well You Know, Mean Gene..."

vocal VOLUME TALENTS!!!!!!!!

I had to pause it after the first thing he says to Mean Gene, I was laughing so hard.

"I'M NOT TALKING" is up there with "This statement is false" as one of the great paradoxes you can throw at someone. Poor Mean Gene. He never stood a chance.

There are thousands upon thousands of reasons to love "Macho Man" Randy Savage.

Roughly 75% of those reasons lie in his wardrobe.

He has to be Dog the Bounty Hunter's long lost brother.

0:58, Sting nearly loses it; the giggle comes this close to escaping. I have a new respect for these guys, they deliver their lines (and product placements) with impressive composure.

Also needs a 'Slim-Jim' Tag

You all better stop smiling. Macho man doesn't like it.
RIGHT NOW!!! OHHH YEEEAH.

And to think, there are still city slickers out there who think professional wrestling is FAKE!?!