THIS CAMPAIGN IS SIMPLE SHIT, PEOPLE. GET A GUY IN THERE DUNKING THE FUCK OUT OF A BASKETBALL, ANOTHER GUY DOING A HANDPLANT ON THE EDGE OF THE MOTHERFUCKING GRAND CANYON AND ANOTHER GUY HAVING ANAL SEX WITH A SCREAMING MONSTER IN A HANG GLIDER.
Jack lost all interest in disarming the bomb once the last scarfable was threatened, deciding instead to allow the building to blow up, because if he can't have the last one...