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At the moment, I'm living in Bulgaria. We don't have cheese-flavored Cheetos, but we do have bacon-flavored and pizza-flavored Cheetos. Bulgaria fucking rules.
Never have my feelings for a snack food been summed up so perfectly. "Hey do you like the Magnetic Fields?"
I was about to post the need for an 'orange claw of failure' tag, but obviously Knuckles has his head in the right place.
Now I'm hungry.
I'm putting my shoes on to go to the corner store as soon as I submit this comment and these stars.
The Costco Lutheran Picnic size Cheetos is the best deal for your money.
He didn't mention how they stain you for not an afternoon but through at least two showers, but I will forgive this because that was so funny.
I love how Patton is most famous for playing a damn cartoon rat whose taste in food is the total opposite of his.
Patton also likes gourmet food. One of his current hobbies is splurging on gourmet meals that would make Remy the Rat blush.
Considering most of his routines are based around making fun of junk food and the people who eat it, I'm pretty sure that this monologue wasn't intended to be a sincere expression of his appreciation for Cheetos.
So this is why I don't pick up chicks. I have a mouthful of cheetos every time I make a move.
That's probably just one reason.
That sounds like a funny nightmare. 'Hey ladie-blarghh bflaaaaa crunch crunch crunch'
Yes, the orange claw of failure. I have experienced that, with the attendant shame. That's why I don't eat Cheetos anymore.
RECORD A NEW CD YOU SON OF A BITCH
Ease up, pardner. It'll be out later this year.
Also if they get into a carpet at all, they will make that carpet stink of Cheetos forever.
Is this a problem at your house?
It says "Cheetos" on the tin.