"Have you really been in Mexico, surfing for six months?" "Unfortunately, no."

Puntos de prima para Jesse!

Next to Hannity Ventura seems smart enough to discover insulin, like a goddamn sexual tyrannasaurus.

Ugh.

It's a good thing I don't watch this sort of show regularly. I'd have a few broken remotes and some Hannity voodoo dolls lying around.

I'm on board with JV until he goes down the conspiracy rabbit hole.

I like how the interview ends about two minutes before they stop talking.

Hannity could use a crippling accident.

Ventura rules. He's a badass, prowrestling, Navy Seal, libertarian. He schooled Hannity, who is a great American in his own right. This interview is shaking me to my core. Maybe Hannity is full of shit? Either way I'm not going to cross The Body.

To be fair, I do have a hard time believing that Sean Hannity successfully bullies people.

I'm a Cromwellian Conservative.

Ventura 2012

Never try to get the last word in on a professional wrestler.

1990s WCW LJ: Randy Savage and Scott Hall used to cut promos together in the nWo. Since the wrestling business is all about psychology, both wrestlers kept attempting to get the last word in and therefore be the last one remembered in the collective conscious of those viewing at home. The two-minute promo ended with a Macho Man "Ooh yeah!", only for Scott Hall to continue speaking. They continued in this fashion for an additional five minutes for a SEVEN MINUTE backstage promo before the backstage guys finally cut to a commercial to get them to knock it off.

For the record? Macho Man won.

You know, I never buy 'political' books unless they're decades after the fact and written by scholars, but I'm tempted to buy Jesse's.

"wanna wrestle? Sean, get to the choppa!
Why hair Jesse? Why?

"At least the Democrats cash-and-carry!"
Love or hate him, you always know exactly where Jesse stands on things.