Five stars, coming from someone that's climbed the ski jump Eddie the Eagle used.

Hey, he does not suck heaps, he holds the national record!

This wouldn't be nearly as good if the announcers weren't such relentless dicks about the whole affair.

Yeah, the prick announcers really made it.

There's no pool in the entire country?

Holy crap that guy's legs don't seem to work right.

The glorious spirit of athletic competition. This is beautiful in every way.