A strange combination of elements. You've got the verbal diarrhea of recent ex-wrestler videos (the Iron Sheik), partial conspiracy theories of loonies like David Icke and Alex Jones (though, instead of a NWO plot, it some sort of diabolical Die Hard With A Vengeance-ish robbery scheme), and Nick Nolte's voice after three packs of Doral cigarettes.
Sandman is too stupid to live, too tough to die! I know it's gauche to 5-star your own submissions, but I have to give then to Sandman for forgetting Saddam Hussein's name.