White house huh? Lot of closets. Women take up so much space... even if they aren't president. And who wants to be president?... people staring at my house...
"And what about all those condoms Bill Clinton left in the dresser? Will Barack find them too small, or too big? Does he like them ribbed, or smooth? And what about the reservoir end? What exactly does he plan to put in there? With all this so-called global warming, we're going to need more reservoirs. Is he planning to rent it out?"