Who's going to say it? I'm not going to.

fuck, I will. Why not just run? For free!

and if you tell a friend, we'll let you climb the stairs of your home or office building for FREE!

We took a gag rejected by the writers of the Jetsons and turned it into the next big thing.

FUND IT!

I guess you could make some sort of cosplay robot out of it.

This will be a revolution for trread mill blooper video's! Not only do its victims get treadmill burn but road rash as well with the delightful possibility of the thing rolling back over your ass once you have already been hulimiatingly shot off the ass end.

I CAN"T WAIT!

NOW IS THE TIME TO INVEST seemed strangely threatening to me. I don't want one.

Eat it Segway.

The power of MOTION, using ONLY YOUR LEGS!!

At some point, I was expecting some car to run head-on into that with the driver obviously thinking, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT COMING MY--?"

But, really, this just proves drunken ideas should stay drunken ideas.

meh. I liked the other related videos: "gay scientists have isolated the christian gene". That was awesome.

But this thing... I guess it's okay for people who have bad joints and need a lower impact way of running outside. And maybe they won't get raped as much.

I want this. I want this so badly. It'll just fit nicely with my slap-chop and ab-roller.