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"It's basically just like. A hunk of metal."

Stabbing bricks = 5 stars

the request search engine got snagged on the PEDO section of TORPEDO

I'm glad web videos didn't exist when I was 14.

Stars for the guy robbing them in the background.

So, yeah, it can be used in a self-defense situation cuz it's like so heavy and so pointy?

Five stars for tag: "like."

Perfect review for a weapon that ridiculous.

YOU CAN TAKE DOWN COYOTES

"Like, everything I stab or something?"

I can't see his eyes, but I'm assuming they are the eyes OF A KILLER

This kid, um, like needs to start refocusing on boobies.

plus, -1 for not yelling at the guy in background, "GET OUT! I'M LIKE TRYING TO DO THIS AWESOME VIDEO ABOUT MY KNIFE!"

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