"FREEZE!"

by other phillies fans apparently

the reason is that it was one of the biggest flukes in baseball history and on some deep level they know it, which is why they smoke cocks for breakfast.

I'm not exactly proud of my city, but I will proudly beat your face in.

PHILLIES RULE.

That's exactly what made Red Sox fans the most insufferable dicks for the past 4 years.

phillies suck balls

Jealous much baleen?

no, just a masochistic Met fan with an interest in strange statistical anomalies such as wormholes opening up in garages which take people back in time or the Phillies winning the world series against teams which are far better than them.

Can't the Phillies and Mets fans join hands and rejoice that the goddamn Braves haven't made it to the postseason in three years?

I'm afraid if mets fans and phillies fans ever actually joined hands a wormhole probably would actually open and the world would be immediately crushed like a thousand million CERNs happening in Ben Franklin's house.

I've never lived in Philadelphia, but if I had to move to the U.S., that would be my first pick.

you're weird.

HITTING BALLS

TINK

Awful? What are you talking about? I rather enjoyed it. Wait, there seems to be more comment down here... OH! Ha ha! Good show!

I would have gladly thrown it.

jealous!

Mets suck

they are cursed.

not today

5 for this.

Indeed. Fantastic work.