"The Bears" is his pet name for Bin Laudin.

Or even "I am ready...FOR SOME FOOTBALL" would have sufficed. I have to deduct a star for missin gan opportunity like that.

And my pants.

And my pigskin.

Oh I see now that this is way old. My bad, but it still would have been funny.

yeah kinda how Mccain made a funny when he couldn't remember how many homes he owns while most "average americans" are losing theirs

FACT = wealthy people HATE football. the rich are mutually incompatible with football and cannot be near it at all.

this is why football players eventually quit. when they get too much money, their elitocampus liberalongata gland starts to secrete "anti-joe" hormones that make them hate football. and america.

You're more of a shuffleboard fan, aren't you?

Man, Cena, are you trying to get the grannies to sit on your face, too? When does it stop with you?

I want to be under Obama.

When I first saw this I thought "FUCK YEAH BEARS ARE GOING TO FUCKING WIN IT ALL THIS YEAR!"

Then they almost got beat by the Arizona Cardinals.

Then they lost the Super Bowl to the Colts.

Then I got an email about Obama being a socialist and it all made sense!