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Well it's really TWO minutes but holy crap. "My torrents!" "The dinosaur is really close to the car!" The bag of cottonballs as a wig.
I think I was thinking about the Terminator 2 one. I feel like a fool.
Forced perspective always gets five stars. No exceptions. I would've joined the Nazi party if Triumph of the Will had been nothing but forced perspective shots. And, uuh, if I'd been alive at the time. And German. FORCED PERSPECTIVE!!!
Jeff Goldblum, freeze!
Amen to that
These things are great.
Agh! My fat eyes!
I love the fact that they didn't have a black friend to play Samuel Jackson.
oh, my fat eyes!
I'm Stealin' All The Embryos, I'm Stealin' All The Embryos I've Stolen All The Embryos, I've Stolen All The Embryos
Better than the original. Not that that's saying much.
What? Jurassic Park was awesome. If you're nine. Which I was when I saw it.
9 was a good age for dinosaurs!
I was in that part of my twenties where nothing impressed me when it came out.
Aw, me fat eyes
Not enough stars in the world for this.
I loved it!
Five for Goldblum alone.
Rah rah brah nah brah nah fah!!!