Yes

It's a well known fact that vampires are horrible anti-semites.

Not really, buttnutt, but Jews have a richer blood.

There's an internal nerd heirarchy most people may not be aware of. Slightly below this are the Ren Fair guys who yell 'fireball' at each other. There was a flow chart. I've forgotten where it is.

To be completely fair, even though I've known enough Vampire LARPers to want to tactical nuke them all, a hierarchical system like rock paper scissors is perfect for this kind of thing. Of course, it's still pretty retarded.

I've heard there's some groups who prefer... staredowns. LARPing is not quite the stupidest thing I've ever heard of, but only because I live in America.

As a man who has accepted several paychecks for various duties involved in Vampire: The Requiem, they're not ALL stupid. Just the ones who LARP are.

the fuck is "white wolf"

nevermind I thought white wolf was a very influential LARP person rather than a company

The chart cleaner mentions can be DLed from here:

http://www.brunching.com/geekhierarchy.html

It's amazing.

You missed a really good opportunity to go "fatty fatty fatty fat 2-3-count!"

Based entirely on my limited experience with kids I knew in college who did this, the reason they used finger-guns and whatnot instead of bringing toy guns was mainly because a bunch of goth kids running around a parking lot/church basement/whatever with guns pretty much has to end with the cops showing up.

BRIEF VAMPIRE LARP LJ: I knew some kids who did this. They played in a local museum, which is actually pretty cool.

Seconding Hooper_X here - mostly it was optics. Actually, I would kind of prefer it this way since I'd prefer people willing to look a little dumb over guys who would inevitably show up better armed than Rambo to try and look cool. Making them point their fingers takes 'em down a notch or four.

Brief Vampire Larp LJ - I did this for a bit. Then I realized I had more interesting and fun weekends in real life than I did in pretend life, and was just roleplaying being bored for much of the time, so I stopped.

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Well, do you know how scrupulous vampires feed on chickens? These guys actually fry their chickens first.

Too much Jewish blood.

seriously

Fat people

yeah I pretty much wish I could unread most of the comments here

I've never done this and I'm going to brag about it.

pretty much

I'm gonna guess they're trying for the "refined aristocrat" look they assume a thousand year old vampire would affect, but since they themselves are dumpy and uninspired they end up looking more like generic office workers than the debonair undead. The fatness doesn't help either.

I assumed they were bored after a wedding reception or something. Don't those dresses that are holding in the hambeasts look a little dressy for work?

Zato's most likely right, I was thinking along those lines as well.

Really, though, I was mostly amazed that there isn't a single airbrushed wolf/dragon XXXL t-shirt to be seen, nor anyone dressing like a "wacky, random" Malkavian.

Stay golden, Ponyboy

Black. Shirts.

Vampires used to be scary. Now they're just scary.

Yes, I've noticed this too.