everyone's got to have a hobby, I guess

THE INTENSITY.

Maybe it's the Rammstein but this does look kinda fun...

God those curved things suck. They would be 100 times better if you just tied it to the end of a long stick.

Don't they have guns or phasers or whatever in Star Trek anyway?

Star Trek nerds flail about even more absurdly than larpers. Who knew it was possible?

its strange how these people have more friends than me yet I am still obviously way cooler.

wait.



...shit.

"one day at fat camp..."

Real Klingons don't wear hockey masks and bike helmets while in battle. Back in my day, Trekkies were honorable, and they didn't leave the house without the most authentic costume possible! Kids these days...

Oh gawd. Those "ladies" in bikinis almost made me want to one star this. :(

Klingon weaponry looks a lot like styrofoam packaging for saunas and breadmakers.

It's tempting to say, "Yeah, these guys probably got beat up in school a lot," but they didn't. This is what happens when you stop letting kids get beat up. This is behavior that can only flourish in the absence of shame.

catholic priest Klingon at 1:38?!?!?

Was that lady at the beginning with the huuuuuge ass wearing a diaper or did she have an ass tumor? Because shit, that's a big ass.

I'm not rating this until it gets some new music. Yackety Sax or They Might Be Giants would be fine.