YOUR LION STANCE IS NO MATCH FOR MY LION

No, down Leo

Kitty cat clearly just wants to play.

She has a voice like maple syrup full of broken glass.

NEXT: Lion Tackles Incredible Math Problem!!

She needs to work on her ground-fighting.

... well don't smell like curry

With that, a single animal casts doubt on the relevance of thousands of years of martial arts.

WOMEN.

How is this 5 star material? how?

the lion was like "fuck your little dance, lady"

Her lion dance was a little too good.

Liowned.

That guy kicked the lion in the face! What a jerk.

Holy shit! I'M from Bowmanville! That zoo is literally three blocks from here! awesome. 5 stars for a hometown lion enforcing the quality control on this "lion" stance kung-faux.

Martial arts that have no martial parts are retarded.

+5 for the size of the lion handlers balls. After the lion jumps at someone they clam it by PUTTING THEIR HAND IN ITS MOUTH

calm it even

typical martial-arts-for-newly-divorced-middle-aged-women-coming -out-of-their-shell-because-they-just-read-the-handmaidens-tale- and-then-they-pose-with-a-lion-that-represents-her-new-sence-o f- sexuality-for-some-hippie-magazine-while-listening-to-enya-and- getting-attacked-by-said-lion-in-an-ironic-display-of-hilariously-
cruel-reality-style martial arts. They have classes at the Y.

she doesnt seem too quick or tough for some martial arts master