"I'm trying to not wake my parents up."

this guy just wants to be the next big thing

Too long and kinda boring, but the remark about what the "12th degree black belt" said + falling on his face = 4 stars.

Maybe you should stop skipping dinner to make Youtube videos.

I can't see how anybody canactually watch the "Twelfth Degree black belt" portion and still not give this five stars.

2 minutes of talking about how awesome the move is, then two minutes of explanations on why it actually doesn't look awesome at all. Smells like high school to me.

When fighting in real life situations, its important to fight just like Sagat from Street Fighter 2 Turbo Hyper Fighting...

Surely fake, but funny.

He takes himself out with his own move. All or nothing, indeed!

With this information out in public, no one is safe. Also, what type of accent is that?

Gosh, it's like he's seen Napoleon Dynamite or something.

The video is pretty funny, but with folks like Chrono and those Yellow Bamboo clowns running around, staged martial arts nerd comedy just doesn't measure up.

For my own sanity, I have to believe this is a put-on, but it charms me nonetheless.

looks like a great way to give yourself a compound fracture

I dub this move the chicken wing.

I expected more from the son of Brock Sampson.

Samson! You ignorant bastard!