This is why lobbyists should never be allowed any input whatsoever into the political process.

What? I thought free crack with your bootleg music was the industry standard. Like the toy in the happy meal.

Wait, I'm confused. The places filled with handguns, narcotics, and counterfeit money -- are they talking about the pirates' facilities or the record companies?

I once bought a pirated DVD made entirely out of crack, guns, and terror

*Facepalm

One of the most important parts of doing work like this is knowing full well that you're wrong but not caring one bit.