The announcers don't seem nearly horrified enough, considering.

This is why we have electronic adboards all throughout Europe, or at least rotating ones that are sturdy on the ground and aren't going to fly off.

This soccer match is getting boring. I think I'll liven things up with my PSYCHIC BLAST!

Oops.

scything death?

Soccer is still boring

it's better if at -0:40 you imagine the soccer ball is someone's decapitated head flying across the field

I like soccer a great deal, so believe me that I am not trying to perpetuate a stereotype when I note that at least one and I think two of the players who went down were not touched by the signs AT ALL. They totally dove out of some ingrained instinct.

Advertising kills!

God declares the 11th commandment, "Thou shalt not play footie in the lord's presence lest all heathens pay in blood spilled by rampant billboards"

God bless 'em. I hope they're all okay.

What a packed stadium.

Soccer, brought to you by Garry's Mod.

Proving once again, God is American, and he hates soccer too.

Kinda reminds me of those flying boards in Xevious.

Magneto is not amused by your football skills!

MAGNETO!

Come on, he's just taking a dive so the boards get a red card.

SO LAME