small dogs are close enough

It's a whole lot better than a cat because it wouldn't eat your corpse

considering all dogs can trace their routes back to the Wolf, a small / toy breed seems to be a complete bastardization, of a once noble heritage of predators that would eat not just your corpse, but your still living body.

that said, even the smallest, most awful dog is still leagues beyond any cat, on the evolutionary ladder

Dogs will eat your corpse. Unlike cats, they will wait til they are hungry.

Wow, you are such a bad-ass. For punching a tiny dog.

Also, better suited for your livejournal blog than rating this video.

I rate everything against how well I could beat it

ps. 2-stars looks, oddly enough, like a small dog - which is very, very easy to beat. fitting??

Never get involved with a girl who owns a small dog(s). That's like the golden rule, dude.

Agreed. A woman who owns a small dog is nothing but trouble. It screams high maintenance and shrill.

yeah, it was a life lesson, for sure... as well as for the dog

I really would like to take time and see all the posts of our dear friend theFlu one day. It's a impressive body of work. These in particular are sublime.

And to citrus andru glass shove it up yo collective terrier-hatin asses. Flu's moronosity trumps you in that regard.

Took the words right outta my mouth.