Oh, shut up with your MMA bullshit. That looked wicked and you know it.

And why do you think I gave it five stars, Mr Ferret?

P.S. That's "Bruce Lee bullshit" to you, peasant.

Peasant? You speak with authority and panache sir! Are you a perhaps a bouncer? We need to team you and Roachbud up in a martial arts buddy movie I think.

Incidentally, you're a prick. I assume you hear that alot so it should come as no surprise, but... you know. Never hurts to repeat it.

Boards don't hit back... what an utterly stupid thing to say. Let's have a link to your youtube video, sensei.

I AM a bouncer. And my friends all call me "The Snake"... when they're not calling me "Pricky McPrickenstein, the bounciest bouncer this side of Jersey". As for my martial arts video, watch and be humbled:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h5UW9sR7ZA

But seriously, people. Was my witty allusion REALLY so obscure that it went over your heads like a spinning jump kick delivered by a slanty-eyed karate master?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdlCNF-F5oI

The obvious doucheness of this conversation, however, is as clear as water. Be water my friends.

I AM a Bruce Lee fan in real life.

Douche!

Well exactly! Put water in a cup, it becomes the cup. Put water near douches like Lindner, it becomes a douche. Just bein' water, as per request!

Like I said, I five-starred the video for a reason. Sorry if Mr Lee's sagacious insight sounded like a sarcastic attack on the video's awesome quality. (btw, isn't Bruce Lee a favorite whipping boy for MMA fags? I was under the impression he was the Patron Saint of the kind of stuff bearded Bullshido posters rail against)

Three hits? His gi should be red, not white.

Too many frames of animation on this video.

too many notes

Not enough talking.

By definition, anyone who calls a 540 Degree Spin Kick gay, is themselves automatically inducted into the 'Ultra Mega Gay' Hall of Fame.

Doing it in all caps means you also get a commemorative plaque.

make sure my plaque is quality, since you run the ultra mega gay hall of fame.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can we just settle down for a minute and enjoy some balletic-board-breaking?

Fucking A.

troll

+5 for that expression