Because Americans are pussies.

I see your pussies and raise you two recent military conquests and a space marine.

So sassy, Scynne!

Just curious, which military conquests?

The Phillipines and most of Northern Mexico, duh!

I'm scared of the possibility that, through circumstances too bizarre to ever so much as guess at, might do this.

That being said, holy shit go Team Human go!

of course it's not fake! jeeeeez

Parachute at -0:05

Ah, I missed it, Thanks.

[In my best Don LaFontaine movie preview voice] :

"The world we know has ceased to exist."

"Nature has turned against us. Techtonic plate shifts have reshaped the land, altering the face of our planet forever. Four billion people have died already in the global upheavals of our mother Earth."

"Now, in humanity's darkest hour, a team of rogue BASE-jumpers set a plan in motion."

"At the end of the 21st century, we will face an enemy more immovable, more insurmountable, and more indifferent than any ever imagined."

I mean is any of this actually happening? Is this my life? Am I dreaming this? Nuts.

And to think, our parents wanted flying cars. They're still terrified of that X-Treme sport, "SKY DIVING."

Gliding is the most graceful mode of transport mankind has ever discovered and harnessed. Nothing comes close. Yeah, technically this is more falling than gliding, but the link is there, even if thermals don't do much for these guys.

This is for hang gliders who think hang gliding requires too much wing.

also, not plus.