This is a question that had to be answered.

Posting the spoiler is tempting!

+1 for teaching me how to count in Japanese.

"They were just trying to scare you!" "Aaah, Arigato!"

whatta swell guy

This begs the question of what the fuck did he see on the news to make this a plausible danger.

ALL SAMURAIS, STAND BY FOR AN ASSAULT.

Building up all of that suspense for what amounts to a cruel prank.

serves him right

Pedro-san says NOOOOOOOO~!!!!!

Perfect.

samurais fucking hate speedwalkers

So now a new trivia is born into this world.

I thought it was going to be real, like the politician who was assassinated with a sword.

My favorite part is when the samurai knocks over the garbage can.

The Seven Samurai theme at the end is a nice touch.