Over and over and over again they say that there is a strategic component to the game, along with a physical component, it's just like chess, as if moving a rook across the board is the hard part.

Are there a bunch of billiards players ready to rough them up if they dare compare tiddlywinks to billiards?

The full five for the guy reading "Winking World Lite" @2:43

As an American, I feel embarrassed by the guy who looks like a mutant version of Stuart Smalley hanging around in a rumpled t-shirt while all the other on-the-spectrum dudes at least bothered to dress up for their big day.

Also very American: complaining that there's just no money in tiddlywinks these days.

This sketch comedy is deadpan as hell.

2:45

That was a very long setup for the last 5 seconds.