Women outlive men, on average.

I was going to make a joke about the accident being expected, but it really wasn't.

Wow, that announcer doesn't seem concerned at all. Japan is merciless.

"Careening down the side of a mountain on a bike... leads to an unexpected accident"? Uh...

Don't ride a Huffy next time, dumbass!

"That must have hurt! Well, time to get naked!"

its rare you see somebody looked that fucked up.

He was probably knocked out when he was standing.

I remember in high school getting a soccer ball kick right in my face (I was goalie). It knocked me out and I apparently finished the game making (better) saves while harassing people for the current time. My brain was trying to resync with reality I suppose. Anyhow, it was the gym teacher that noticed I wasn't entirely there when I was standing in a wave-like pattern, much like this guy.

Fun times I tell you.

Clancy Brown took the cancellation of Carnivale somewhat hard, it would appear.