How many angles did he try before he found the one where each muscle had it's own little shadow? Should have filmed earlier/later in the day, so his traps could get some of that action.
And though he wore no tunic, yet he removed his tunic, and the people were amazed. And though none saw him put on a tunic, yet he removed his tunic twice more in their presence. And the people who saw this wonder gave glory to God.
And if thy tunic offend thee, pluck it off,
and cast it from thee; for it is profitable for
thee that one of thy tunics be lost, and
not that thy swole body should be cast into hell.