I saw Terry Tate in Roscoe's House of Chicken and Waffles once, he was picking up an enormous take out order. All was right in the universe that day.

Oh, and "It's like a magnet. Just kiss."

I remember when Donald Trump was just something we all mocked for being symbolic of ridiculous 80's yuppies. I thought everyone was always on the same page about that.

What happened, America? Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

Somehow I had missed the other one with Palin. Fantastic.

Call me immature, but I think this is great.

Like anyone's in danger of voting Trump when Andrew Basiago is running.