That's not me!

...are you certain?

Somehow I knew what that was going to be.

When I had my wisdom teeth removed I opted to have it done under anesthesia, because I needed to have all four removed. Apparently when I woke up I was talking to the nurse about nonsensical things so much that she actually had to ask me to stop because of the whole "both sides of my mouth were stuffed full of blood-soaked gauze" thing.

I had same, and when I came to, my old man asked me "How are you feeling". I said, "Stoned out of my mind, but otherwise fine". No other communication was noted. I wonder what was used here and with you to cause the glossolalia?

Now they use that stuff that killed Michael Jackson, and I just watched my partner come off it after a minor medical procedure. You just pop out right of it, without any lingering aftereffects. It's the oddest thing.

I've been told every time I've come out of anesthesia I hit on the nurse. But I was also hitting on some nurse while black out drunk when I went to the hospital with a friend who had a machete wound, so I guess I do that shit no matter the drug.

Oh come on mayne

Well to be fair, HIPAA is fucking retarded and doesn't help anyone except celebrities hiding their medical shame. The rest of us would be much better off if hospitals could, you know, TALK TO EACH OTHER.

It also helps, you know, non-celebrities hiding their medical shame.

Hospitals can talk to each other. Have the patient sign a release form. Boom, done.

Honestly, Gmork, I know you have a habit of being wrong about things, but picking a fight with HIPAA...?

"I know you have a habit of being wrong about things"

Yawn. Not even worthy bait.

I've seen how it almost literally killed my friend's ailing father, but sure, be a glib asshole. "Release forms" don't enter into it - I'm talking hospital-to-hospital stuff that take family/loved ones out of the equation.

Honestly, I'm not even going to give you the anecdote illustrating the problem because you clearly don't care about the affected individuals and are just trying to make light of a deadly serious issue.