I was going to make the comment that this is only MARGINALLY less gay than Rupaul's Drag Race. But then it got as gay if not moreso.

Well, Drag Race is really gay but there is no way i can masturbate to that.

This isn't gay at all, but I've already masturbated to it.

so...? What does this say about the cosmos?

This is going to be a gay porn...one day. We just have to wait.

"Go outside and go punch something" is probably the best advice we can give him.

In a show about fighters and fighting, one fighter is trying to pick a fight with another fighter. This of course is against the rule and will likely cause the fightier fighter to be ejected from the show.

Also: straight men are asserting their heterosexuality by hugging and holding each other in sweaty embraces whilst whispering sweet imprecations and double entendres.

You see, it's all very logical when you think it through.

You forgot one crucial component: alcohol. Like every reality show ever, they remove all forms of entertainment from the house (as well as forbid them from leaving), but leave plenty and plenty of alcohol.

This combination has led to some of the worst "pranks" ever seen, such as pissing on someone's bed as well as jerking off all over someone's sushi.

This dude, surprisingly, has not had much of a fight career since this.

hey has anyone pointed out yet that wrestling techniques can be construed as resembling homosexual contact?

But...who or what does he wish to 'bang' and how are these other gentleman preventing him from achieving said 'banging'. Or does 'bang' mean something else on this show?

For whatever reason, someone somewhere made the phenomenally stupid decision to start referring to exchanging blows as "banging". Mixed martial arts fighters who prefer to stand and trade punches are said to "stand and bang". Anyone who has trained any sort of grappling for more than two seconds has undoubtedly heard a thousand different unimaginative cracks about how gay it is, and whoever added "bang" to the parlance was either totally oblivious or a troll.

This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fightin', this is for fun.

Whoever added "bang" to the parlance was gay.

Like all MMA fighters.

wait wait I just realized something

mount

rear mount

good god some rakish heel with an acerbic wit could doubtless draw parallels between grappling positions and sexual congress

we can only pray that day never arrives

All MMA fighters are gay as hell.

Apart from Randy Couture and Bas Rutten. Especially Bas Rutten.

Just as we use type 1a supernovae to sound and fathom the otherwise unimaginably vast distances between the stars; so can we use Mr.B's cock as a standard "candle" if you will to measure the Gheyity of a video clip under test.

Preliminary obs. in the prior thread. Draw what conclusions you will. It burns most brightly, by my estimation. And at both ends.

what is happening

HOW IS BANGY FORMED?

HOW IS BANGY FORMED

HOW BRO GET VENGAENCE

needs a "bangbros" tag

I'm sorry, what part of "Bang that dick in the booty ass fag" do you disagree with?

How did you have time to write all that between sucking cocks you grappling homo?

lol being in someones guard looks like ur putting ur dick in there butt fag