This would be good to play right before all the football-throwing scenes from the Room.

(Reuters) - The Dallas Cowboys may have carried out a chemical weapons attack close to the 50 yard line without the personal permission of Jerry Jones, ESPN reported on Sunday, citing NY Giants intelligence. 2500 fans were killed in the assault, which took place just before the halftime show.

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FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL! Its all about my Falcons this year.

Features unpatriotic attack on Washington Monument

HEY GUY I HOPE THAT THE TEAM "GOES" JUST AS WE SUGGESTED.

Hold on guys, I'm not ready yet...

You could replace the audio with "America - Fuck Yeah!" and nobody would notice the difference.

It just needs Michael Wilson from Metal Wolf Chaos eating a piece of bacon while blasting from the oval office in his mecha suit.

OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!!!!!

Rowdiness is a step beyond etiquette and a step below criminality.