There's a really good parody of this called "Good Store Good Choice" on a late 90s compilation I have, but I forget who does it (Neil Hamburger and The Phantom Surfers are both involved but not on that track). I don't have the record handy right now, but it's got a photo of a naked woman and some pet rocks on the cover. The whole thing's great, if you can manage to find it from my horrible, vague description I highly recommend it.

I could have sworn it was called "Good Time Jamboree" but I can't find it online.