Would.

Wouldn't, but I can't criticize because there's a dark, shameful part of me that would the red haired woman in the "feminists vs MRAs" video.

Would. I got a sickness for the thickness.

Would. Short, built, curvy, and probably a wildcat in the sack. Sure, she's not exactly refined, but how much does that really count for?

Was wouldn't, up until a few months ago, when one of my friends pointed out that she kinda resembles Italian American pornstar Audrey Bitoni. Now would.

Totally would MRA girl too. If you I had no idea who Snooki was, would, but I just don't think I would since I do. Shit ain't safe.

I would both, but I wouldn't admit to either.

Oh come on. You would all have sex with Snooki if she gave you the time of day.

That's what you're talking about right?

Short, chubby and brown. What more is there?

One night in Snooki isn't worth a lifetime of shame and possibly herpes.

Like I said, shit ain't safe.

“Safe?” said Mr. Beaver; “don’t you hear what Mrs. Beaver tells you? Who said anything about safe? ‘Course he isn’t safe. But he’s good. He’s the King, I tell you.”

Would have, pre-baby.

Oh my god, poorwill! You deserve all my stars.

P Diddy was at WM? Did John Cena get a chance to rap with him?

Unfortunately no.

oopsie daisy

Snooki vs Kobayashi

Snooki vs Jun Kasai

(I'd list a good stiff puroresu guy but she only deserves a somewhat gimmicky garbage wrestler)