It would have been great if it swiped a player and the player fell to the ground in apparent agony.

Sure, when a weasel runs across the playing field naked it's cute, but when a HUMAN does it...








...well, it's still cute.

He waited for the ball to go out of play.

I bet that player's hand was sMarten after that!

Perhaps the most interesting thing to ever take place on a soccer field. 'Cause soccer sucks.

If soccer had a *ferret-coralling intermission, I would definitely watch it.



*Yes, I'm aware it's a martin.

I picture the weasel making Curly noises from the three stooges the whole time. Nyuk nyuk nyuk! Wooo wooo wooo!

Wild animals on the field would make sports a lot more entertaining.